father centaur

i wrote some cautionary rhymes for young children.

Shelly used to show her belly
a wolf peeped her display
and, on the assumption she was filled with jelly
devoured her that very day

Halifa used to pick his nose
one fateful day, while knuckle deep
he missed the sawing off of his toes
by a saw wielding creep

there will be nary a belly nor booger in sight from now till the reckoning. you gotta love kids.